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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Barney for President./ 12:28 AM
Vote Barney for President!
 Big news! Barney has just been confirmed a candidate for President Election.
Even after molesting the child actors in the Barney and Friends series; the government still allowed this purple fella to be a candidate. We all know they still love him & his show. Wasn't Bush one of the child actors?
Barney gave a speech to the people.
" America, I love you. You love me. We're one happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you all say you love me too? " .
After the speech, the whole crowd sang along to his songs during the election. Barney is a strong competitor.
Even after his heart-touching speech; he is not expected to do well, as most of his fans are aged 3 - 6. And they are too young to be able to vote.
He needs your help.
When asked what he would say if they found Osama Bin Laden; he answered:
" Hooray! I'm so glad that he could come &play! Let's use our imaaaaaaagination! ".
The people consider him as living proof that dinosaurs really were that stupid.
To promote his election; Barney is releasing his new albums in 2 rated editions;
"Barney &Friends; Let's Play All Day! (For Children)"
"Barney &Gang; Let's Play All Night! (18+)"
He hopes to win and defeat his other competitors; Michael Jackson, Pikachu and Obama.
Vote for Barney @ Barneyforamerica.com.
Remember, he loves you (:
- Yumeh ♥
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